Party a Little Too Hardy
DOLLHOUSE CHRONICLES: SHINDIGS Party A Little Too Hardy Husband: While I’m stuck cleaning up this New Year’s Eve mess, you girls are crawling around, looking for your dignity.
Entries by Teri
Four Letters of Love
DOLLHOUSE CHRONICLES: BINGE-WATCHING Four Letters of Love Blonde: This movie is the best! It’s like Isabel’s father knew what was coming when he wrote, “I will write you four letters of love. And you will come.” Brunette: And OMG. The masterpiece Nicholas’ father painted for him—two fathers who knew! Blonde: And Nicholas’ last words, […]
Puddle Jumping
DOLLHOUSE CHRONICLES: THERAPY Puddle Jumping Psychologist: Why cross an ocean for someone who wouldn’t jump over a puddle for you?
Baby Bumpy
DOLLHOUSE CHRONICLES: POESY Baby Bumpy She called him her baby bumpy yesterday. We reveled in her baby bump, arriving in full bloom in May. “But I’m exhausted and achy, she said in dismay. I replied, “Of course you are. You grew Baby Bumpy a kidney today!”
Complaining
DOLLHOUSE CHRONICLES: COUPLES Complaining Wife: Who knew that the hardest part of being a woman is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of my life until I die? Husband: Stop complaining. At least you don’t have to hunt for your food.